The Great Amazon Invasion (And Why Your Brand Might Actually Win)
Two things happened this week that tell the same story:
OpenAI dropped a hoodie. Not an AI model. Not a research paper. A $60 hoodie with their logo on it.
Meanwhile, Chinese sellers officially outnumber American sellers on Amazon. It's not even close anymore.
Here's why these two things are connected, and why 2026 might be the best time in a decade to build a real brand.
The Commoditization Crisis
Let me hit you with the uncomfortable truth: Your product can be copied in Shenzhen in 72 hours. Maybe less.
Amazon used to be the American dream for entrepreneurs. Now it's a race to the bottom where the only moat is who can manufacture cheaper. Chinese sellers aren't the enemy; they're just better at the game Amazon created. And that game is: lowest price wins.
But here's the thing about OpenAI selling hoodies: People will pay $60 for that hoodie. Not because it's technically superior. But because they want to be part of that world.
That's the opportunity.
When everything becomes a commodity, brand becomes the only defensible moat. Not just "brand" as in logo. Brand as in: people give a shit about you specifically.
5 Strategies That Actually Work When Everyone Else is Racing to the Bottom
1. Go Full Founder Mode (Yes, Really)
The Move: Stop hiding behind your LLC. Put your face, your story, your weird origin story front and center.
Why It Works: You can't dropship a founder. People don't emotionally connect with "Premium Quality Kitchen Tools LLC." They connect with Sarah who quit her job as a chef because she was tired of shitty spatulas burning her hands.
Real Example: Emma Chamberlain's coffee brand does $10M+ not because the coffee is revolutionary, but because her fans want to drink what Emma drinks. The founder IS the moat.
Do This Tomorrow: Record a 60-second video of why you actually started your company. Not the polished version. The real one. Post it. Watch what happens to your conversion rate.
2. Collab Like Your Life Depends On It
The Move: Partner with brands that make zero sense on paper but perfect sense to your audience.

Tony Hawk x Liquid Death
Why It Works: Everyone's doing the same Instagram ads to the same tired audiences. Collabs hack distribution by borrowing someone else's cult following.
Real Example: Liquid Death (canned water) × Tony Hawk (blood-infused skateboard). Absolutely unhinged. Sold out in minutes. Generated millions in earned media. The product doesn't matter as much as the story.
Do This Tomorrow: List 10 brands your customers also love that have nothing to do with your category. DM them. Most will ignore you. One might say yes. That one could 10x your business.
3. Corporate Gifting is Unsexy and Profitable AF
The Move: Build a B2B channel targeting companies who need recurring orders of your product as employee gifts, client gifts, or swag.
Why It Works: Companies will pay 3-5x retail for branded corporate gifts. And they'll reorder quarterly. It's predictable revenue while everyone else is chasing fickle consumers.
Real Example: Batch makes $15M+ selling artisanal cocktail mixers primarily through corporate gifting. Started by selling to WeWork for their happy hours. Now they're in 5,000+ companies.
And don't sleep on small businesses. That local accounting firm? They need gifts for 50 clients every December. That yoga studio? They're looking for retreat welcome kits. They'll become your most loyal evangelists.
Do This Tomorrow: Create a "Corporate Gifts" landing page. Email 20 local businesses offering a 10% discount on bulk orders. You'll close 2-3 this month.
4. Create a Cult, Not a Customer Base
The Move: Build a private community (Discord, Slack, Circle) where your customers get exclusive access to you, each other, and products nobody else can buy.
Why It Works: Chinese sellers can copy your product. They can't copy the feeling of being an insider. Communities create switching costs that have nothing to do with your actual product.
Real Example: Glossier built a private Slack with their top 1,000 customers. They get early access to products, give feedback on prototypes, and create most of the UGC content Glossier uses in ads. These people spend 4x more than regular customers and have a 90% retention rate.
Or look at Supreme. Their entire business model is: make cool shit, only let the cool kids buy it first, watch everyone else scramble. They did $500M in revenue in 2023 by making people feel special.
By The Numbers: Brands with active communities see 30-50% higher lifetime value and 3x the word-of-mouth referrals compared to brands that just blast email promotions.
Do This Tomorrow: Start a free Discord or Telegram group. Invite your 50 best customers. Share behind-the-scenes content, ask for feedback, let them buy new products 48 hours before anyone else. That's it. You just created scarcity and status out of thin air.
5. Build a Media Company That Happens to Sell Products
The Move: Create content that your ideal customer would consume even if they never bought from you. Then occasionally mention you have products.
Why It Works: Attention is the new distribution. If you can capture attention consistently, you'll never have to rely on paid ads or Amazon's algorithm.
Real Example: Patagonia's blog gets millions of views monthly. Articles about climbing, conservation, repair guides. Barely mention products. But readers become customers because they trust Patagonia's worldview. Result? $1B+ in revenue while spending less on advertising than competitors half their size.
Or look at MrBeast's Feastables. He's not running chocolate bar ads. He's running the biggest YouTube channel on Earth. The chocolate is almost an afterthought, but it's doing $100M+.
Do This Tomorrow: Start a weekly newsletter, YouTube channel, or TikTok series about your category, not your product. If you sell cookware, teach cooking techniques. If you sell fitness gear, share workout science. Build the audience first. They'll ask where to buy.
The Bottom Line
Chinese sellers flooding Amazon isn't the death of American brands. It's the death of businesses that compete only on price and speed.
OpenAI can sell hoodies because they've built something people want to associate with. You can do the same, just on a smaller, weirder scale.
The question isn't "Can I compete with China on manufacturing?"
The question is: "Can I get people to give enough of a shit about my story, my community, or my mission that they'll pay more and wait longer?"
If the answer is yes, 2026 is going to be a very good year for you.
If the answer is no, well... there's always private label arbitrage.
What's your move?
